009

TRANSCRIPT:

Panel 1: EXTERIOR WALKING DOWN THE STREET

    BRANDON: Did you ever wonder...

    HOLLY: What?

Panel 2:  

    BRANDON: Why we never... you know... got together?

Panel 3:  

    HOLLY: (considering) I think that deep down we both knew that what we have is far too precious and we wanted to protect that. Our friendship is too important.

Panel 4:  

    BRANDON:  (Sheepishly) Yeah, you're probably right...

    HOLLY: Plus you are a wallower. I mean, you positively marinate in self pity. 

    HOLLY:And you have no upper body to speak of.  Oh! and there's your foot odor...

Panel 5:

    HOLLY: (ominously) Not to mention I would murder you in your sleep if you crossed me.  Seriously ...dead!

    HOLLY: Then I would light you on fire and bake you in a pie or or feed you to pigs...

Panel 6:

    BRANDON: I am going to pretend I didn't hear anything after the "Our friendship is too important" bit.

    HOLLY: That's probably best.