Honesty loses its luster in the face of a really nice laptop. And considering what Phil did to Brandon's last LAPTOP, it does seem fair.
Stats for teh PWN-O-MATIC:
Second-generation i7 mobile quad-core processor
nvidia GTX 580M GPU
16 gigs of RAM
2x500GB SSD (minus about 200 gigs worth of Phil's lesbian porn)
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