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Panel 1: 

Brandon walks into the COFFEE SHOP.  Tom is seated reading the newspaper with a big mocha latte, piled high with whipped cream, in front of him on the table.

    BRANDON: Morning, Tom. Can I get the Classifieds. My laptop ummm...broke.

    TOM:  Help yourself. (Tom passes the paper to Brandon)

Panel 2: 

    BRANDON: (indicating Tom's drink) Whipped cream on your mocha?  I thought you were lactose intolerant? 

    TOM:  New girl at the counter. Still in training... So no luck in the bars this weekend huh?

Panel 3:

    BRANDON: No. I don't know what I was thinking. I just don't feel it yet.

    TOM:  What do you mean it?  Feel what?

Panel 4:  

    BRANDON: The urge... my libido... Since Karen left, my sex drive is gone. I'm just not attracted to anyone.

    TOM:  (not buying it) Anyone? Really?

    BRANDON: No. Not really.

Panel 5:

    TOM:  (Scoffing) That's a lie... you are still a man, right? And as men we can be turned on by just about anything.

    BRANDON: Way to play into a stereotype.

     TOM:  Seriously.

Panel 6:

    TOM: Sometimes, I get turned on by those dancing balloon people at used car lots. (Tom does a little dance in his seat)

    BRANDON: Ooookay... No more dairy for you...