Panel 1: INTERIOR APARTMENT - KITCHEN
Phil enters wearing a baseball cap and jersey holding a bat and glove,
PHIL: Good morning... isn't a little early for porn?
BRANDON: No porn, I am checking my facebook. I haven't been on for ages. I thought it was about time I checked back in, reconnected with my social network.
PHIL: Good for you. Just be safe.
Phil leaves frame
BRANDON: Wow. look at all these Farmville requests (clicks mouse again)
BRANDON: hmmm I'll just have a quick look...
(ALT: Brandon: One quick look wont hurt...)
(Phil rushes in with a bat and smashes Brandons laptop
BRANDON: What the...! My laptop!
PHIL: (walking off again) I told you to be safe. That app has got to more people than herpes. Trust me on this one...It's for the best...