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TRANSCRIPT:
Panel 1: INTERIOR APARTMENT KITCHEN
Tom is on his cell phone. He looks suspicious, hunched over and talking in low tones. He does not want Phil to overhear.
TOM: You're here? Good. I will buzz you in. I am glad you were available on such short notice... There is only so much a guy can do, you know?
Panel 2:
TOM: What he really needs right now is a womans touch...
Phil has stepped into panel and startles Tom who has no idea how long he has been standing behind him. Phil is holding a big bag of Cheese Puffs.
PHIL: Well SHIT!
Panel 3:
TOM: (scared and guilty, he drops the phone) Aaaahhh! Phil i was just...uhhh I was....
PHIL: Relax, It's about time we called up some reinforcements and got a different chromosome up here. Great idea.
TOM: Really? I thought she might make you a little... uncomfortable.
PHIL: O Hell no! I'm surprised I didn't think of it myself.
Panel 4:
There is a soft "knock knock" at the door. Phil moves to open it.
TOM: (confused) Really?
PHIL: Yeah. I'm impressed with you Tom. I thought you were too much of a pussy to hire a...
Panel 5:
He opens the door and we see HOLLY, a gorgeous brunette who looks like she has been poured into her sexy, tight fitting tank top and mini skirt, leaning seductively in the entryway.
HOLLY: Hi Boys
PHIL: (surprised and angry) What the.. HER!!?
Panel 6:
TOM: (sheepishly) Hi, Holly.
PHIL: FUCK! I thought you called in a hooker!
HOLLY: (Positively dripping with sarcasm) Good to see you too, Phil...