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TRANSCRIPT:

Panel 1: INTERIOR APARTMENT KITCHEN

Tom is on his cell phone. He looks suspicious, hunched over and talking in low tones. He does not want Phil to overhear.

  TOM: You're here? Good. I will buzz you in.  I am glad you were available on such short notice... There is only so much a guy can do, you know? 

Panel 2: 

  TOM: What he really needs right now is a womans touch...

Phil has stepped into panel and startles Tom who has no idea how long he has been standing behind him. Phil is holding a big bag of Cheese Puffs.

    PHIL: Well SHIT! 

Panel 3:  

    TOM: (scared and guilty, he drops the phone) Aaaahhh! Phil i was just...uhhh I was....

    PHIL: Relax, It's about time we called up some reinforcements and got a different chromosome up here. Great idea.

    TOM: Really? I thought she might make you a little... uncomfortable. 

    PHIL: O Hell no!  I'm surprised I didn't think of it myself. 

Panel 4:  

There is a soft "knock knock" at the door. Phil moves to open it.

    TOM: (confused) Really? 

     PHIL: Yeah. I'm impressed with you Tom. I thought you were too much of a pussy to hire a...

Panel 5:

He opens the door and we see HOLLY, a gorgeous brunette who looks like she has been poured into her sexy, tight fitting tank top and mini skirt, leaning seductively in the entryway. 

    HOLLY: Hi Boys

    PHIL: (surprised and angry) What the.. HER!!?

 Panel 6:

    TOM: (sheepishly) Hi, Holly.

    PHIL: FUCK! I thought you called in a hooker! 

    HOLLY: (Positively dripping with sarcasm) Good to see you too, Phil...