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TRANSCRIPT:

Panel 1: INTERIOR APARTMENT

Holly enters the living room looking for Brandon.  Phil is on the couch playing a guitar (or bass or drums or some kind of musical instrument) The Apartment is immaculate.  Everything is almost shining it's so clean.

    HOLLY:  What the hell! I was buzzing the front door for like 20 minutes.

    PHIL:  Ah, but you forget.  I don't like you. Therefore I don't care.

Panel 2:

    HOLLY:  Where the hell is Brandon? We were supposed to go out to dinner, like, now.

    HOLLY:  (just noticing the apartment's new sparkle) Holy shit! this place is clean.

    PHIL:  He's not here. He went to the Coffee Shop.

Panel 3:  

    HOLLY:  Again! Jeezus. Tell me his balls finally dropped and he asked that girl out.

    PHIL:  Nope. This is Brandon. Stagnation is his occupation.

Panel 4:  

The door *SLAMs!* shut as Brandon rushes in, almost a blur. He is covered from head to toe in grime and dirt.

    BRANDON: sorryi'mlateIwascleaningouttheguttersontheroofthenhadtostopbythecoffeeshopbuti'mherenowijusthavetoshaveand

changemyclothesandiwillbereadytogoitwillonlytakeasecond...

Panel 5:

After about 2 seconds, Brandon zooms back from his room, all cleaned up and well groomed, dressed for dinner and holding his jacket.

    BRANDON:  oki'mreadytogomaybewecanstopbythecoffeeshoponthewayandpicksomethigupbutigotmyjacketsoi'lljustwaitoutsideatthecarok.... 

 Panel 6:

*SLAM!*

    HOLLY:  Damn.  It think it's time to tell him to switch to decaf.

    PHIL:  No Way! Last night he polished every tile in the kitchen with his toothbrush.

    PHIL:  We can tell him after he does my bathroom.