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I know of no greater torture than the singles bar scene.
TRANSCRIPT:
Panel 1: INTERIOR BAR
Brandon is sitting on a stool at the bar. He has a good view of the room and the front door. He is dressed in "single guy" fashions about 9 years out of date.
He is trying to drum up the courage to go up and talk to someone, giving himself a pep-talk in his head.
BRANDON: Alright... You can do this. It's just like riding a bicycle, It will all come back to you. Just pick someone to talk to...
Panel 2:
An attractive girl leans up on the bar near where he is sitting...
Brandon smiles, sheepishly and says nothing.
Panel 3:
The girl walks off..
BRANDON: Dammit, Brandon! Stop being such a coward. Just do it. Pick someone.. Anyone!
Panel 4:
With focus and determination he stares at the front door.
BRANDON: OK. The next woman that comes through that door. No matter what, you are going to just walk right up to her and...
Panel 5:
A large woman with multi-color hair and excessive piercings comes into the bar, squeezed into a too-tight, pink, baby doll tee shirt emblazoned with the slogan "Will "F*@# for Sex".
Panel 6:
BRANDON: Ok, best out of three... No matter what.