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TRANSCRIPT:

Panel 1: INTERIOR APARTMENT LIVING ROOM

Brandon is sitting on the couch looking forward with a 1000 yard stare.  He is surrounded by a pile of cheese puffs.  Phil has a 1/2 empty bag of the same and is aiming another cheesy missile at his head.  Holly and Tom have entered from the kitchen.

    TOM: He stopped responding about a half hour ago. Phil has been using him for target practice.

    HOLLY: You should have called me sooner. Let me handle this.

Panel 2:  

Smiling sweetly, Holly gently lounges on the arm of the couch.

    HOLLY: Hey Brand... Why don't you get up and take a shower. I want to get some food.... Does that sound good?

    HOLLY: Brand?...Did you hear me Hon?  I said...

Panel 3:  

Holly leans over the couch so her face is about an inch from Brandon's ear and she screams at the top of her (ample) lungs:

     HOLLY: ...GET OFF THE COUCH NOW, BITCH!!!

Panel 4:  

Brandon looks up at Holly, though his expression has not changed.

Holly is back to smiling demurely as if the outburst of crazy had never happened

Tom and Phil are shocked and a little scared as they wait with held breath to she what Brandon's reaction will be.

....

Panel 5:

    BRANDON: (Getting off the couch to go take a shower) Alright.

Panel 6:

HOLLY: (Smiling triumphantly) See, it's all in the tone of voice.

Tom is still looking at Holly in horror, while Phil rolls his eyes, disgusted.