6th

McCoy

Homeless Woman: Hey you! Yes you. You damp squib! Get your crusty bum over here, you twit.

Timothy: Wow now, listen here, you daft cow. Who do you think you’re talking to?

Homeless Woman: Looks like I’m talking to some picky pillock.

Timothy: Well I’ll have you know that I just so happen to be the owner of a very successful goldfish store, thank you very much.

Homeless Woman: Oh big whoop. Anyways, do either of you nitwits have any spare change? I really need a new butcher knife. I uhh… lost my other one.

Bertha: Tough nuts lady. Even if we did, we wouldn’t give it to a mingebag like you.

Timothy: Come on bertha. We don’t have time for this trollop. If we want to catch the film we must be on our way.

Bertha: You’re right. Let’s go. (spits on homeless lady)

Homeless Lady:(screams) You tosser!

Stivers

Scene 3

(at a warehouse)

The Keeper : Put them in the box.

Gabe : Oh no we’re doomed!

(Very dramaticly and comically)

(The girls grab the guys and take them off stage)

(As the guys run on stage)

Zander : Hurry guys before they catch us!

(The guys head into a room with all of the girls who jumped them)

Gabe : UH!

(With a Gasp)

All guys : UH!

(also with a gasp)

The Keeper : I’m so disappointed on that preformance. It took ya’ll over aN HOUR TO GET OUT OF A CARDBOARD BOX!

(With a disapointed look)

Zander : Well im sorry we took long, Gabe wouldn’t get out of the box.

(Barbara, Harlie, Martha, & Kylee enter)

The Kepper : Put them in the cage.

Zander : Wait! Who are you?

The Keeper : Do you remember 1st grade?

Zander : Not all of it.

The Keeper : Well in the 1st grade I took your cookie and then you yeld at me.

Zander : Really you’re holding a grudge on me for that?

The Keeper : Yes, now take them away!

Whitfield

Ally: (yelling)Luke get your scrawny butt in here, and clean these dishes.

Luke: what ( in a lousy tone)

Ally: HEY!

Luke: (stands up straight, and looks up) yes?

Ally: lose your tone before I smack it right out of you.

Luke: ok

Ally: (smacks Luke across the face) what did I tell you?

Luke: Yes mom. (in a more confident tone) Um..hey mom, can I ask you something

Ally: (annoyed)Yes, please waste my time, I have places to be, but not that you care.

Luke: (walking towards her)

Ally: LETS GO!

Luke: (stopping in his tracks) sorry righ…

Ally: (impatiently) hurry up

Luke: Since my birthday is tomorrow can we maybe go do something fun? Say,Together?

Ally: You selfish boy.(chuckles) You always think about yourself and no one else. I'm going out tonight.(turns to grab her keys) This house better be clean when I get back.

Luke: Ok.( knowing he had time)

Ally: what?

Luke: yes ma’am.

Ally: that's better.

Castellainos

(Christopher goes to his room where Brenda and Ace are found playing a board game)

Ace: Hey baby.. I thought it was my turn.

Brenda: Its all too slow. You’re too slow. I’m too tired and bored. Lets just look at the ceiling.

Christopher: Could you two leave? I want to be alone.

Brenda: You know you’re the only one who can control that. Where’s Olivia to explain? I’m too tired to do it.

Ace: So how’s mom doing? Is she getting better?

Christopher: She’s fine.. Go away. Go away Go away!

(the lights turn off and on and Brenda and Ace disappear. Christopher sobs. Olivia appears not accompanied by Alexa)

Oliva: Christopher, you must get through this. Your mother is dying and you must live the moments you have with her.

Christopher: I just wish I could tear my heart out and give it to her. She doesn’t deserve this. He does. He always makes everything worse.

(Christopher starts falling asleep and Olivia gets up and walks towards the door. As soon as she leaves he twirls and turns in nightmares.)

Grammatical Error Page

Holly- This is isn’t take for jokes, this is serious, Kaylee must be devastated

(Cameron and Margaret walk in)

Nolan- Did y’all hear, it was Mikayla Reynolds

Cameron- What! We used to be best friends in grade school, Kaylee, Mikayla, and I. We all did theatre. That was, until Kaylee turned into a jerk and turned Mikayla to.

Margaret- Speak of the devil

(Kaylee walks in in tears)

Holly- We just heard, how are you holding up

Kaylee- I’m not! I will not rest until I find whoever is doing this and bring Mikayla home!

Cameron- (rolls her eyes and whispers to Margaret) dramatic much

Kaylee- Y’all are working on this case right?

Nolan- Um

Kaylee- I want in

Cameron- Can you give us a minute?

Kaylee- Sure

(Kaylee walks away and orders a milkshake, server takes her order)

Cameron- I can’t work with her

Holly- Come on her best friend is missing, think about how you would feel if one of us went missing