My Excuse

Today I am asking that I be excused for I find that I am incapable of writing anything that is not complete and utter nonsensical.

Being an honest person and always trying to do the right thing, it is not often that I have to make an excuse.

If I were dishonest and not concerned about whether what I was doing was right or not then I would not care to make an excuse.

My excuse for this nonsense in not necessary as I am free to write what I like and therefore I offer no excuse.

To make an excuse which is not true of course is no excuse and if one is honest then no excuse is necessary.

After writing this nonsense I feel I must excuse myself and make sure that I understand when it is appropriate to make an excuse.

”Excuse”, reason, justification, explanation, pretext, defence, apology, plea or vindication. Do they all mean the same?

“Excuse”, verb or noun, please forgive me, overlook my inadequacies and release me from any obligation to take this seriously. Do I have to justify this unintelligible dribble? Am I allowed to leave now without apology. Please excuse me.

There is no justification or reason that I can offer, this bad example of creative writing cannot nor should not be excused.

Now I must ponder if my writing is excusable, is there any excusableness for such writings? Can you please be the excuser and excuse my drivel.

If I were to seek to be excused, which I may, based on my statement above, what could I offer: The dog ate my brain, I lost my brain on the way to school or should I resort to listening to Greenbottle.