YOU IDIOT!

The idiot! Joanie’s hubby thinks it’s fine

To stay late “working” all the time.

His office closes down at eight.

He doesn’t get home till one. That’s late.

Can’t wait to tell you my latest news,

You’re going to meet my good friend, Sue.

We’re online friends, she lives in Tas

Just here this month to hear the Jazz.

She told me about the man she met

He said he’s single – not married yet.

Tall, gray haired with eyes of blue

Describes a lot, including you!

I told her about you, husband mine

She asked us both to come and dine.

Glad rags on and make up done

We’re meeting her for lunch at one.

Come on, Dear, don’t drag your feet

Her new man’s there for us to meet.

Sue’s over there, but he’s not yet!

Why’d she slap you? I guess you’ve met?

You idiot!