Kitty Licken

KITTY

But I didn’t do it! – Honestly. – It was the dog.

Yes? – But what are you doing licking up the milk?

I was just trying to stop it from spreading all over the floor.

Anyway, the dog’s outside so he couldn’t have done it.

No he’s not. When you went out to get the paper, he sneaked in through the open door.

Well, if it was the dog, where is he now?

He’s probably hiding in the laundry.

He’d better be. If he’s not then you’re in big trouble Kitty.

Here boy! – Where are you? Oh there you are!

What’s that all over your head? – It looks like milk and cereal to me!

Whine.

Yes. I can understand why you’re hiding in here with your tail between your legs.

Righto! You’re going to have a bath right now.

Forget about warm water, it’s under the hose outside for you my lad!

Whine – Whimper.

I’ll teach you to try to eat my breakfast.

Stupid mutt. That’ll teach him to growl at me when I’m having a taste of the boss’s breakfast.

You should have seen the look on his face when I tipped the plate over his head.

Whine – Yelp – Whine.

Looks like I have time to lick up a bit more of this before anyone comes back inside.