Another friend tried warning him that if I left he’d be in trouble because I had the money. Ex-husband looked up as I walked into the room and said…”Nah, she won’t leave me, she loves me too much, don’t ya?” to which my response was…”Actually, Paul, I filed for divorce a week ago and as you won’t leave, I will” (he didn’t know I’d packed a suitcase), and I left, not before seeing him sit there mouth opened wide like a basking shark, but nowhere near as cute or intelligent.