We found these two guys inside your car trying to pry your stereo out.” He handed me the faceplate. “Can you take a look at your car to see if anything else is broken other than the window?” Another time we were in a different bar and some guy kept pestering folks to a pushup contest. Finally, Tom sighs and says: “OK, how’s this going to work?” The guys say we’ll keep doing 50 push-ups until one of us quits. “OK”, says Tom, “you first.” So the guy gets down and knocks out 50 push-ups. Tom finishes his beer, gets down, does 50 push-ups with his right arm, flips over, and does 50 push-ups with his left arm…without even breaking a sweat. As he stands up and brushes off his hands, he calmly states: “Figured since you used both arms, I should as well.”