The problem was that it was not Swiss Francs, it was a check written on a bank in Switzerland. No bank in Milan would touch it (I tried several). I was told to try the US embassy, but it was closed on weekends, and in any case I had no money to take a cab there. I resigned myself to a lot of walking on Monday and ended up in the train station, preparing to spend a hungry night with the other destitutes.
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