Sunday Family Humour 6th November Page 2
Bless me father for I have sinned
Thanks to Tony H.
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession.
When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said:
"Father ... During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, and you have no need to confess that."
"There is more to tell, Father... She started to repay me with sexual favors.
This happened several times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays.'
The priest said, "That was a long time ago and by doing what you did, you placed the two of you in great danger.
But two people under those circumstances can easily succumb to the weakness of the flesh.
However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven."
"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. I do have one more question."
"And what is that?" asked the priest.
"Should I tell her the war is over?"
Qantas 747-400 Repair
Thanks to David H.
A 'relatively minor' incident that occurred at the Bangkok , Thailand airport that required repair before the aircraft could be returned to it's home base and put back in service.
Repairs performed 'on the road' and away from home are always slightly more difficult.
Get out your tool box!
Pumpkin Carvings for Halloween
Thanks to Bill S.
Artist Ray Villafane began carving pumpkins on a lark for his art students in a
small rural school district in Michigan. The hobby changed his life as he gained
a viral following online and unlocked his genuine love of sculpting.
Here are images of pumpkin carvings Villafane created over the past five years.
They're fascinating!
Got my eye on you
who let me outta here?
Would you open this zipper?
Rough day
President Barack Obama
Please don't pull on that tab
Say 'aaaahhhhh'!
Predator pumpkin
Motorized Medusa
Elephant's Pool Party
Thanks to Cindy
You just can't make this stuff up
Thanks to Tony H.
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Chico and Marco Marx piano duet
Thanks to Paul S.
His/her diary
Thanks to Butch
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