The Looters Prayer

Our father,

who art in prison,

my mum knows not his name,

thy Riots come,

read it in "The Sun"

in Birmingham, as it is in London,

give us this day our Welfare bread

and forgive us our looting,

as we are happy to loot those who defend stuff against us.

Lead us not into employment

but deliver us free housing,

for thine is the Facebook

the Blackberry & the Twitter,

forever and ever...

Innit

A Dog, a Cat and a Rat

Thanks to Paul S.

This is a video of a homeless man in Santa Barbara and his pets.

They work State Street every week for donations.

The animals are pretty well fed and are mellow.

They are a family. The man who owns them rigged a harness up for his

cat so she wouldn't have to walk so much (like the dog and himself).

At some juncture the rat came along, and as no one wanted to eat anyone

else, the rat started riding with the cat and, often, on the cat!

The dog will stand all day and let you talk to him and admire him for a few chin scratches.

The Mayor of Santa Barbara filmed this clip and sent it out as a holiday card.

The World's Oldest Running Motor Vehicle

Thanks to Ray O'.

Free Dog

Thanks to Tony H.

Free to a Good Home

Our house was broken into last night by two robbers who locked me in the bathroom, and proceeded to steal all they could carry.

Our watchdog ‘Killer’ did not alert us at all, and for this reason we are giving him away.

We no longer want this dog. We’ve decided on installing an electric fence and detection devices with alarms.

They're cheaper to maintain and definitely more reliable. For those interested in adopting the dog please send an e-mail immediately.

‘Killer’ is fun to hang out with, but otherwise pretty useless.

”A recent photo of ‘Killer’ is included below.”

Garage Door Covers

Thanks to Ray O',

For Fans of Chuck Berry

Thanks to Captain Bob.

Over-indulged

Thanks to Tony H.

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