Sunday Family Humour 27th November Page 2

Sunday Family Humour 27th November Page 2

Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour

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What the 1% do with their ill-gotten gains

Thanks to Bill S.

Double trouble: The incredible 122ft super-yacht comes with its own super car.

But even if you could afford to buy, the company is only making six models.

It has already attracted five buyers.

This exclusive yacht possesses a luxurious Art Deco interior, boasts four large, double state rooms, a reception area, salon, 52' LED TV's and state-of-the art sound systems in every room - all of which can be personalized.

And you will never be short of thrills as the ship can reach top speeds of 43 knots (49.48 mph), with its twin MTU 16V000 engine, with the ability to achieve 55 knots (63.29 mph) with its optional Rolls Royce KaMeWa boosters offering a staggering 14,000hp.

But not to be outdone, the super car, which is powered by a 880hp twin turbo V12 engine has a top speed of 375kmh (233 mph).

The matching super car rolling off the docked $17million yacht

Like a Bond villain's den, the interior of the super yacht as decorated in an Art Deco style.

Founder of the Swedish company Strand Craft, Kurt Strand said they had built the boat and car for the 'very wealthy'.

He said: 'We have had a lot of interest, specifically the Middle East, it was designed for people who want the best.

'It has a very futuristic design and nothing like this has ever been made before. It even has bullet proof windows.'

Mr Strand said 'It's a very expensive boat to produce, it will be the most exclusive in the world.

Worth a Smile

Thanks to Ray O'.

Worth asmile

Look at Me When I'm Talking to You

Thanks to Mark G.

Take Him Home

Thanks to Paul S.

Ride and Rider

Thanks to Ray M.

THE GUY RIDING THE BIKE IN THIS FILM IS ALMOST UNBELIEVABLE!

THIS WAS FILMED IN SCOTLAND , AND THE COUNTRYSIDE IN THE BACKGROUND IS WORTH THE WATCH

AND THE GUY IS NO YOUNG KID, EITHER...

HIS BIKE SEEMS TO BE A EXTENSION OF HIS BODY

The photography is brilliant to say nothing of the riding.

Love is Blind

Thanks to Bill S.

This guy is Alvaro Alfonso de Miranda Neto:

He was married to --- this woman.

Her name is Cibele Dorsa.

She is a Brazilian swimsuit, Victoria 's Secret and Playboy model.

He divorced her because he fell in love with this woman:

Those two are very happily married right now.

Some people argue that love is blind.

This story clearly proves it.

It proves that men are capable of real love;

Truly seeing a person's inner beauty,

Not basing their decisions solely on looks.

Oh, and by the way...

The new girl is Athena Onassis.

She's worth 12 billion dollars.

Kinda brings a tear to the eye, doesn't it?

Bear Necessities

Thanks to David M.

Bear necessities

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Hash House Harriers

A fun way to step of of the box.

The Hash House Harriers (abbreviated to HHH, H3, or referred to simply as Hashing)

is an international group of non-competitive running, social and drinking clubs,

whose organisation and mismanagement have existed for over 50 years.

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