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Children Writing About the Ocean

Thanks to Tony H.

1.This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)

2.If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't have

ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Melissa, age 7)

3.Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily

Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)

4.A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy,

age 8)

5.My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots

and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)

6.When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the

ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to

make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off

eating beans. (William, age 7)

7.Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I

like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant?

(Helen, age 6)

8.I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always

crying. My dad keeps yelling at my mom, and my big sister has just got

pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)

9.Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give

you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they

have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher, age 7)

10.When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my

willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

11.On vacation my mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going

very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up

her big fat butt. (Julie, age 7)

11.The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I

don't know. (Bobby, age 6)

13.My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What

he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.

(James, age 7)

14.Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

If you didn't chuckle at one of these, you need to find your sense of humor.

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Thanks to Tony H.