Sunday Family Humour 16th October

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Poem for older people.

Thanks to Ray O'.

Forgetter Be Forgotten

My forgetter's getting better,

But my rememberer is broke

To you that may seem funny

But, to me, that is no joke

For when I'm 'here' I'm wondering

If I really should be 'there'

And, when I try to think it through,

I haven't got a prayer!

Oft times I walk into a room,

Say 'what am I here for?'

I wrack my brain, but all in vain!

A zero, is my score.

At times I put something away

Where it is safe, but, Gee!

The person it is safest from

Is, generally, me!

When shopping I may see someone,

Say 'Hi' and have a chat,

Then, when the person walks away

I ask myself, 'who the hell was that?

Yes, my forgetter's getting better

While my rememberer is broke,

And it's driving me plumb crazy

And that isn't any joke.

Zip-a-dee-doo-daa

Interesting and unusual places

Thanks to Tony H.

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Cowboy at the Pearly Gates!

Thanks to Tony H.

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of only one thing,' the cowboy offered.

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota ,

I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face,

kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed,

'When did this happen?'

'Couple of minutes ago.'

A Snow Machine Accident

Thanks to David h.

Expressions

Thanks to Ray M.

Socialising

Thanks to Ray O'.

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