Sunday Family Humour 18th March

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Ten Quickies

Thanks to Tony H.

1. The wife was counting all the 5 and 10 cent coins out on the kitchen table
when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason.
I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."

2. When I was in the pub I heard a couple of dickheads
saying that they wouldn't feel safe on an aircraft if they  
 knew the pilot was a woman.
What a pair of sexists.
I mean, it's not as if she'd have to reverse the bloody  thing!

3. Little Johnny is sitting in geography class when the teacher asks him,
 "Where is Pakistan ?"
He replies, "Outside playing with Paki-Dave".

4. Local Police hunting the 'knitting needle nutter'
who has stabbed six people in the ass in the last 48 hours,  
They believe the attacker could be following some kind of pattern.

5. Bought some 'rocket salad' yesterday but it went off before I could eat it!

6. A teddy bear is working on a building site.
He goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen.
The bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman.
The foreman grins at the bear and says
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, today's the day the teddy bears have their pick nicked."

7. Murphy says to Paddy "What ya talkin to an envelope for?" "I'm sending a voicemail ya thick sod!"

8. Just got back from my mate's funeral.
He died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball.
It was a lovely service.

9. 19 paddies go to the cinema, the ticket lady asks
"Why so many of you?"
Mick replies, "The film said 18 or over."

10. An Asian fellow has moved in next door.
He has travelled the world, swum with sharks,
wrestled bears and 
climbed the highest mountain.
It came as no surprise to learn his name was Bindair Dundat.

My Blackberry won't work

Thanks to David M.

My Blackberry won't work

Keep on Smiling (Animals)

Thanks to Lee


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