Sunday Family Humour 30th October

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Flooded Fun in Thailand

Thanks to Captain Bob

All problems have always the way out. Tricycle 4x4

Really enjoy??

Bottle boat version.

Enjoyment when flooded.

Motorbike with skiing.

Help me please????

Battle to escape the water.

New diving suit

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The Secret Life of Plants

Plants do have consciousness

The Costume Party

Thanks to Ray O'.

A couple was invited to a swanky costume party.

Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache

and told her husband to go to the party alone.

He being a devoted husband protested,

but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed,

and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by not going.

So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,

awakened without pain and, as it was still early enough,

decided to go to the party.

Since her husband did not know what her costume was,

she thought she would have some fun

by watching her husband to see how he acted

when she was not with him.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband

cavorting around on the dance floor,

dancing with every nice woman he could,

and copping a little touch here and a little kiss there.

His wife sidled up to him and, being a rather seductive babe herself,

he left his current partner high and dry

and devoted his time to the new babe who had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished ... naturally,

since he was her husband.

Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed.

So off they went to one of the cars and had a quickie.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away,

went home, put the costume away, and got into bed,

wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in,

and she asked what kind of a time he had.

He said: "Oh, the same old thing.

You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

- "Did you dance much?"

- "You know, I never even danced one dance.

When I got there, I met Pete,

Bill Browning, and some other guys,

so we went into the den and played poker all evening.

But you're not going to believe what happened

to the guy I loaned my costume to..."

Finally, The Answer

Thanks to Cory A.

Administratium

Thanks to Phillipe

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery

of the heaviest element yet known to science.

This new element has been tentatively named "Administratium."

Administratium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy

neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic

mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by particles

called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of

lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert.

However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes

into contact. A minute amount of Administratium causes one

reaction to take more than four days to complete when it would

normally take less than a second.

Administratium has a normal half-life of three years; it does

not decay but instead undergoes a reorganization, in which a

portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons and

assistant deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Administratium's mass will actually increase over time,

since each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons

forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists

to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons

reach a certain quantity in concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass."

You will know it when you see it.

Truk Lagoon

Thanks to David H.

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