Sunday Family Humour 2nd October

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The MAGICAL BANK

Thanks to Bill S.

Imagine that you had won the following prize in a contest:

Each morning your bank would deposit $86,400.00 in your private account for your use.

However, this prize has rules, just as any game has certain rules.

The first set of rules would be:

Everything that you didn't spend during each day would be taken away from you.

You may not simply transfer money into some other account.

You may only spend it.

Each morning upon awakening,

the bank opens your account with another $86,400.00 for that day.

The second set of rules:

The bank can end the game without warning; at any time it can say, Its over,the game is over! It can close the account and you will not receive a new one.

What would you personally do?

You would buy anything and everything you wanted right?

Not only for yourself, but for all people you love, right?

Even for people you don't know, because you couldn't possibly spend it all on yourself, right? You would try to spend every cent, and use it all, right?

ACTUALLY This GAME is REALITY!

Each of us is in possession of such a magical bank.

We just can't seem to see it.

The MAGICAL BANK is TIME!

Each morning we awaken to receive 86,400 seconds as a gift of life,

and when we go to sleep at night, any remaining time is NOT credited to us.

What we haven't lived up that day is forever lost.

Yesterday is forever gone.

Each morning the account is refilled,

but the bank can dissolve your account at any time....WITHOUT WARNING.

SO, what will YOU do with your 86,400 seconds?

Those seconds are worth so much more than the same amount in money

Think about that, and always think of this:

Enjoy every second of your life, because time races by so much quicker than you think.

So take care of yourself, be Happy, Love Deeply and enjoy life!

Here's wishing you a wonderful and beautiful day.

Start spending.

Japanese/Indian Comic

Thanks to David H.

Beauty and Brains

Thanks to Bill S.

This is really cool! And yes, I got up off my chair to try it! It's freaky!

This is the craziest thing I've seen in a long time..

You have to get out of your seat and walk away from

your computer. People may think you're crazy, but it's well worth it.

When you look at this picture you see it's Albert Einstein..

But if you stand 15 feet away it will become Marilyn Monroe..

Now what do you think of the reliability of eyewitness testimony?

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Old West Photos

Thanks to Bill S.

Fastest Train in the WHOLE World

Thanks to Franz R.

Morris Feinberg

Thanks to Franz R.

A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had

been going to the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem to pray, twice a day, every day,

for a long, long time.

To check it out, she went to the Wall, and there he was, walking slowly

up to the holy site.

She watched him pray, and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave,

using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.

"Pardon me Sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?

"Morris Feinberg," he replied.

"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Wailing Wall to pray?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims."

"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."

"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults,

and to love their fellow man."

"And how do you feel Sir, after doing this for 60 years?"

"It's like talking to a brick wall."

Accidente

Thanks to David H.

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