Sunday Family Humour 25th September
Sunday Family Humour 25th September
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Jewish Modesty
Thanks to Tony H.
A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were in a discussion during a dinner.
Catholic: “I have a large fortune....I am going to buy Citibank!”
Protestant: “I am very wealthy and will buy General Motors!”
Muslim: “I am a fabulously rich prince.... I intend to purchase Microsoft!”
They then all wait for the Jew to speak....
The Jew, being a Rothschild, stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says:
“I'm not selling!!!...”
Mozart Musicians
Thanks to Ray O'.
Caricatures
Thanks to Ray O'.
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Neil Armstrong's Secret
Guaranteed to make you smile
Thanks To Mark G.
iN CASE YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW THIS LITTLE TIT-BIT OF TRIVIA,
IT MIGHT MAKE YOU CHUCKLE WHEN YOU READ IT.
On july 20, 1969, as commander of the Apollo 11 lunar module,
Neil Armstrong was the first person to set foot on the moon.
His first words after stepping on the moon,
"that's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind,"
were televised to earth and heard by millions.
But just before he re-entered the lander, he made the enigmatic remark-------
"Good luck, Mr. Gorsky".
Many people at NASA though it was a casual remark concerning some rival soviet cosmonaut.
However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs.
Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the
'Good luck, mr. gorsky' statement meant,
but armstrong always just smiled.
On july 5, 1995, in Tampa Bay , Florida
while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26-year-old question to Armstrong.
this time he finally responded.
Mr. Gorsky had died, so Neil Armstrong felt he could now answer the question.
in 1938, when he was a kid in a small mid-western town, he was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard.
his friend hit the ball, which landed in his neighbour's yard by their bedroom window.
his neighbours were Mr. and Mrs. Gorsky.
as he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky.
"Sex! you want sex?!--- You'll get sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"
true story :-)
Jazz for Cows
Thanks to Ray O'.
Old Stars and Their Cars
Thanks to David H.
Photos of an elegant time gone by....
Rita Hayworth 1941 Lincoln Continental
Clark Gable 1934 Ford V-8 Roadster
Clark Gable 1934 Duesenberg
Marlene Dietrich 1936 Cadillac
Errol Flynn 1935 Auburn Speedster ( Did you know Errol was born in Tasmania ? )
Joan Crawford 1938 Lincoln Model K
Jean Harlow 1934 Cadillac Split Limo
Johnny Weismuller 1932 Chevrolet Speedster
Dean Martin 1957 Stutz Blackhawk
Improvements to Mundane Signs
Thanks to Franz R.
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