CHHS population
They’re all missing the point. It SHOULD be Freshmen. And then the year after that, Middlemen. And then Oldmen. And, we should get rid of Junior year, which I gather is mostly woke nonsense.
Prudence Horton-Kvettervetch, current 9th grader
I’m not sure I would apply the label “people” to this year’s 9th graders at all. My impression is that they are mostly wild-eyed mutants, devoid of basic humanity.
Mr Merriam
We the FreshPeople…
Quote from ms morrison
“All I meant to do is point out the importance of personal hygiene. Shower daily and remember to floss!
K-Trace
It’s about time we get rid of the trappings of outdated gender norms. But we can do more. Why “fresh”? Not everyone feels fresh all the time, nor should they feel like they have to. Let’s use the word “funky” instead! It sort of means the same as fresh, but also the opposite. Funkypeople of the 23-24 school year, are you with me?