By Olive Copeland
They took TikTok by storm, and you may own one yourself. Of course, I am talking about the Stanley Cup Craze. These oversized mugs definitely hold some water and it's even more intriguing when your drink has that sweet sweet taste of lead, but America is ready for its new and exciting BIG trend.
We like our Stanley cups as much as the next person,but let's be real for a second, it is getting a bit intense out there, we need some moderation in our society. By now we’re not worried if you’re hydrated enough since with the amount of water we are all drinking it’s bathroom breaks every twelve minutes. But this new and amazing accessory is just insanely fashionable, and personally I would like to say “I am a trendsetter”!
We proudly present to you… the Stanley Barrel. This may seem impractical but it is a multifunctional life saver. I mean it holds a lot more liquid than a mere cup, and it has room so you can decorate it several different ways, and it is large enough to store almost anything. It has solved me with my troubles several times when my best friend- her name is Keira you might've heard of her, or seen her you kind of have to squint though- has been so clingy that I need to store her somewhere I just pop her into the barrel.
And what if you want to be sure you absolutely, positively have enough food for lunch? You could fit an entire roast turkey in this handy contraption.
It also comes in handy when you are so overwhelmed you have to leave a situation- but you can't just disappear- so use your new barrel! Just hop on in there and no one will question why there is a barrel laying in the middle of the floor, the only question they will ask is “Where are you?”.