Post date: Apr 2, 2016 4:33:01 PM
My Dearest Har(riett)e:
1/9/16 was One Tequila Two Tequila Three Tequila WHORE’s beerday trail and the 77th running of the CUNT HHH.
As I wasn’t actually on trail, I cannot provide a first person account of what really happened, but that doesn’t particular matter, what’s more important is that it’s a decent story.
The on-in was at Mr. Magoo’s, where the locals like us all. But they really like some of us.
Down downs
Minor 69er generously exposed her tits at the boob check. Free to then solve the check, some hashers (Doggie Erectus for one) didn’t bother to solve the check and find true trail.
In circle, as per usual, trail was reported to be “shitty”, particularly to Coneylingus, who had to wipe the shit from the shitty trail off of his shoes.
Dead Hooker, ever the racist, breathlessly raced to the checks, only to stand there panting and not actually solving the check. He’s racist, racist, racist as a horse’s ass…
Things went down for Turd Dimension, because he went up and up and up checking fruitlessly in the wrong direction. Turd’s senses continued to fail him as he ran right past the on in.
Not that we don’t appreciate innuendos, cause we love them, but our visitor was full of them, commenting on “all the big wood” and “being on semen”.
Splat and Bushy were accurately accused of being too cute at the drink check, dressed in matching sweatshirts.
Tequila Whore had a side beer birthday down-down, during which Geordi held her up in a position resembling a choke hold, which while banned by the NYPD is still acceptable hash behavior apparently. For this, Geordi earned a down-down.
As for announcements, we’ve got the Mario Cart themed hash on 1/30/16 and the Valentine’s Day dirty sex themed hash cuming up…check the website.
ON ON!