Post date: Apr 2, 2016 4:33:36 PM
Dear Hasher,
As today is the one month anniversary of Valentine’s Day, also known as Pi Day, or to some as Steak and Blow Job Day, it seems as good of a day as any to send out the notes from last month’s Dirty Sex Valentine’s Day trail, hared by Cum Test Dummy and Ice Ice Pussy.
This very cold trail took us through Central Park, where we encountered many, many three ways instead of checks. But hey, it’s a sex-themed trail, which makes three ways very appropriate.
The other memorable portion of trail was in Columbus Circle, which was a cluster fuck trying to figure out which way was truly on, as there were whistles from non-hashers that were confused for hashers.
Tipsy topless Barbie had the list of down downs, but she hid it from sober topless Barbie. Tipsy topless Barbie is clever like that. So instead, here is my recollection of events, which was more memorable than the down-downs.
As giveaways for the hash, we all received “Enjoy Cunt Safely” condoms. The condoms, which are colored a lovely shade of blue, made for perfect make-shift beach balls for us to toss around while we waited for our guests to arrive.
Oh yes, our guests, which our harriettes advised us to bring $1 bills for—they were strippers. Well, it was originally one stripper, but when she asked to bring a friend, our hariettes didn’t object. So many wankers took turns getting lap dances, while the others looked on.
The strippers were less than impressed by our subtlty, as some proudly represented the Columbia kennel wearing, “Enjoy Cunt” shirts.
After the strippers left, some of our harriettes continued the party…
Overall trail rating for CTD and Ice Ice Pussy: E, for Epic.
On on!