Yogi Bear

(To the tune of Capmtown Races)

There's a Bear in the deep, dark woods,

Yogi, Yogi

There's a Bear in the deep, dark woods,

Yogi Yogi Bear

Yogi Yogi Bear!

Yogi Yogi Bear

There's a Bear in the deep,dark woods,

Yogi Yogi Bear

Yogi has a girlfriend too,

Cindy, Cindy

Yogi has a girlfriend too,

Cindy, Cindy Bear

Cindy, Cindy Bear!

Cindy, Cindy Bear

Yogi has a girlfriend too,

Cindy, Cindy Bear

Cindy doesn't shave her snatch,

Grizzly, Grizzly

Cindy doesn't shave her snatch,

Grizzly, Grizzly Bear

Grizzly, Grizzly Bear!

Grizzly, Grizzly Bear

Cindy doesn't shave her snatch,

Grizzly, Grizzly Bear

Cindy likes it upside down,

Koala, Koala

Cindy likes it upside down,

Koala, Koala Bear

Koala, Koala Bear!

Koala, Koala Bear

Cindy likes it upside down,

Koala, Koala

(And so on... Improvisation is really the key, there's tons of verses, and you can make your own up as long as you can think of a decent enough "Bear" pun)