The Old Department Store
I used to work in Chicago,
At the old department Store
I used to work in Chicago,
And I don't work there anymore!
I woman asked me for a hammer,
A hammer from the store...
A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
I don't work there anymore...
(The two verses then repeat for as long as people can keep coming up with bad sexual puns.
i.e. Harddrive/RAMmed, Screen Door/Slammed, or if you're a harriette Canoe/Little Man in the Boat, Model Plane/Landing Strip. Making your own verses up is highly encouraged.)