The Old Department Store

I used to work in Chicago,

At the old department Store

I used to work in Chicago,

And I don't work there anymore!

I woman asked me for a hammer,

A hammer from the store...

A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!

I don't work there anymore...

(The two verses then repeat for as long as people can keep coming up with bad sexual puns.

i.e. Harddrive/RAMmed, Screen Door/Slammed, or if you're a harriette Canoe/Little Man in the Boat, Model Plane/Landing Strip. Making your own verses up is highly encouraged.)