Broom/Taco Cleaning:
Broomhandles dipped in paint will be handed out, along with a length of sandpaper. First one to completely clean the handle wins. If for whatever reason this doesn't appeal, hard taco shells filled with whipped cream will also be passed out, and first hasher to clean the taco without breaking it wins.
Physical Requirements: Vise grip, nimble tongues.
Competitive Father Abraham:
Everyone's favorite goofyass hash warmup gets red in tooth and claw in this event. Competitors will have pedometers* strapped to their ankles and wrists, and will flail as wildly as possible while the rest of the hash sings a verse of Father Abraham. The number of clicks on each pedo will be summed and the one with the most clicks wins! This is run tourney style, so there will be multiple chances to be clocked in the face by a dizzy hashers waggling extremities.
Physical Requirements: Damage to the portion of the brain that processes shame.
Louisville Chuggers:
We hand you a Wiffle bat with no top. You fill it up with can beer. Drink it as fast or slow as you like, but once you're done, you have to spin around the bat once for every second it took you. Once you're done with that, grab one of your empties, toss it up, and swat it out of the air. First to connect with a can wins.
Physical Requirements: Classical ballerina training and a bellyfull of Dramamine couldn't hurt.
Drinkball:
A twist on Beirut for teams of two. Team members stand at opposite ends of a table with a member from the other team. Each competitor has a closed beer can in front of them. Each member takes turns throwing a pong ball at the can of the opposing team member across from them. In the event of a hit, the competitor will begin to chug their beer, stopping only when the ball has been returned to the table by the opposing team. Game ends when one team has drunk both its beers.
Physical Requirements: Sharp eyes, good knees, relaxed throats.
Random Distance Beermile:
For those of you who have never done a beer mile before, it's quite simple. You chug a beer, then run a quarter mile (400m), then repeat three more times. That's a bit type A for this hash, so our legs will only be an eighth of a mile, you will chug a coronita, and the actual number of legs will be chosen by rolling two dice. After the first roll, the second die will be rolled after the first competitor completes that number of laps. Puking is one extra lap, no matter how many times it happens. Distance can vary from 400m (~90 seconds of running) to 2600m (a skootch over a mile and a half). Raceists and frathouse bong champs alike have an equal chance at this one.
Physical Requirements: Control of the gag reflex, Iron stomach, maybe fast legs.
Sing-off:
Groups of two or more will be bracketed tourney style, and made to sing alternating verses of popular hash longsongs (The Mayor of Bayswater, The S&M Man, The Old Department Store, In Mobile, etc.) hashers who sing out of turn, repeat a verse, or can't come up with a new one are pulled, and the last man standing is the winner of that heat.
Physical Requirements: Be able to fog a mirror
Slip N' Slide:
A Slip n' Slide is laid out, and greased up with whatever the hash can find. Competitors take a running start from a predetermined distance, go horizontal somewhere before the plastic and see how far they skid. Easy peasy. For the 2013 Hashlympics, harriettes will be allowed the use of a boogie board to protect the precious jubblies.
Physical Requirements: Flat chest, retracted genitals.
Tri-Hash-thalon:
Combines Chugging, Flip Cup and Quarters. Competitors will have to shotgun a beer, bounce a quarter off a table into a shotglass, then drain a solo cup, place the cup on the table upright, and flip it until it lands mouth down.
Physical Requirements: Steady hands, bloated liver.
Human Centipede Wheelbarrow Race:
The standard wheelbarrow race, with a twist. The wheelbarrow has someone else in front of them, legs balanced on their shoulders. The whole 3-man abomination has to complete an out & back race.
Physical Requirements: Extremely strong upper body/core, high tolerance for the taint stank of the frontmost wheelbarrow.
Card Table Cliffhanger:
Stolen at great risk from behind the Iron Curtain by our agent Type A Hole. Participant starts belly down on top of a folding table. The event begins when the participant slams a beer and then climbs below the table, dangling like a sloth, then back up the other side. Google "Keelhauling". 1 point is awarded for going over sideways, 5 points for going over headfirst. A beer must be slammed before every "lap". Event ends when a competitor either gives up or falls off the table.
Physical Requirements: Long monkey arms, sick fucking core strength, and a ballerina's equilibrium.
Full play by play's of events, athletic and otherwise, are available:
2nd Anal Hash Olympics Camp-out Weekend Hash Trash - Legitimate Bacon Edition.
CUH3 #40 - 3rd Anal Hashlympics! - Includes event standings, too many for the webmaster to bother with an html table.