*Please note that the C.U.N.T.H.H.H. is in no way affiliated with Columbia University in the City of New York and operates without their support, permission, and most likely knowledge, none of which have we either sought or desire. It just happens to be near where the founders lived, and where they at one time went to school.
We are also not fans of Genocide, Union Busting, or the disappearance of peaceful protestors. We have come to sincerely regret the association and do not intend to lend the endorsement or reputation of a bunch of over the hill alcoholics, misfits, exhibitionists and/or public urinators to such vile worms as university administrators, cops, or too-online witchhunting faculty.
Some people have complained that the site is hard to find. Until we reach MILF Hunter levels of market penetration (heh) we're googleable with the following phrases: "Columbia Hash House", "CUH3", "CUNTH3", and "CUNTHHHHQ" (periods not necessary) If you're using Bing, you bought the wrong phone. If you're using Yahoo, or Lycos, or Webcrawler, you've fallen through a cyberspace time-hole from 1996, like you've seen in that hacker documentary Lawnmower Man. Check your dot-com stocks. You're probably broke.