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Post date: May 13, 2015 12:47:07 AM
Hey Wankers,
Saturday was the 67th running of the CUNTH. Although no one was entirely sure what number Larrikin this was, the estimate was that it was the 5th anal trail. The trail began at Ryan's Daughter. As it was a Larrikin, the hares were chosen randomly based on who received the Joker in a deck of chemistry cards, provided by Cum Test Dummy. The first leg of the trail was set by Cums Faster than Men, a transplant, and Cosmopolitits, for whom this was her virgin lay. Their "1-2 mile" stretch of trail was really more like 2-3 miles, but we will forgive them for that. They took us from 85th and 1st west to central park, where we encountered plenty of people shiggy by the steps of the museum, and then south to 3rd and 67th, where we ended at Bedford Falls.
Porn Poppy, our visitor from FL, and Just Dave (also his virgin lay) set the next leg of the trail, which led us northeast from Bedford Falls. They were caught by the pack just as they were running out of chalk. Out of kindness/forgetfulness, they were not pantsed. This leg of the trail ended at Pony bar at 75th and 1st, where we enjoyed some craft beers.
The last leg of the trail led us thru Schulz Park and was complete with 2 YBFs due to the ignorance of Type A and CPA. Our fearless leaders brought us to Merrion Square at 95th and 2nd, where we engulfed our beer and burgers.
While this list of down downs is not comprehensive, it will have to suffice:
I (Topless Barbie) was first chosen as RA, and provided down downs for virgins (Just Dave brought three virgins and they all left before circle, so he drank for them) and the transplant & visitor (Cums Before Men and Porno Papi ). In my naivete, I forgot to provide the actual down downs to those accused, which later earned me an accusation.
A bucket of ID cards was passed around, and as each hasher's ID card was picked (s)he RAed for an accusation or 2 before passing along the honors to another wanker.
Porn Poppy received a down down for his line of work (which is in porn)
Diego, for tech in circle
Tequila and Surprise! I'm Illiterate, for not running trail
The hares, for haring
I-Feel Tower, thinking it is summer vacation and smoking a cigar on trail
Just Dave and Porno Papi, for being caught by the pack
**Don't forget to register for Campout, June 6th! And look out for our 69th trail, coming up in July.**
<3 Topless Barbie
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