Finger In

To the tune of "Valderi Valdera"

When I was a little one, I discovered my thing,

And when I wanted a little fun, I'd stick my finger in.

Finger in, finger in, finger in,

Finger -i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-n finger in, finger in,

I'd stick finger in!

I've grown into a woman now, my thing has lost its charm,

And I need to get five fingers in, and half my fucking arm,

Fucking arm, fucking arm, fucking arm,

Fucking -a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a- fucking arm, fucking arm,

And half my fucking arm!

Now my age is ninety-two, and I'm half fucking dead,

Now I get both arms in and half my fucking head.

Fucking head, fucking head, fucking head,

Fucking -e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e- fucking head, fucking head,

And half my fucking head!

Well, I'm dead and buried now, down six feet on my back

And I hope that I get dug up by a Necrophiliac

Philiac, Philiac, Philiac,

Phili ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac- Philiac, Philiac

A Necrophiliac

Down Down Down!