Post date: Dec 15, 2013 2:31:51 AM
Our esteemed secretary was unable to make the most recent hash, so the honor has fallen upon me, your GM and hare of the trail in question to write up what may have been the greatest hash of the year, if not all time.
The small pack gathered at Amcaf and was excited to see trail immediately enter Morningside park, knowing there are fantastic stairs there. After a little while in the park, they were delighted to discover a large circle jerk going around the loop in the bottom of the park. They quickly solved it and after going on a brief pleasant jog through south Harlem, they entered Marcus Garvey Park. Since cunth3 has been to the top of the park many times, the pack was ecstatic to realize that this was another, larger circle jerk and loved the challenge it provided. Soon after finding trail the pack came upon a delicious and festive drink check in another park which everyone greatly enjoyed. The trail then came back to Columbia University where the on-in was in Havemeyer Hall, the chemistry building. The only confusing part of trail was when I left a note outside of the building and signed it CTD; one member of the park could not figure out what the acronym stood for.
At the on-in there was an amazing selection of craft beers for the pack to enjoy, as well as delicious food (including one of the most incredible vegan pizzas that even some of the non-vegans were a little bit jealous of). After a circle spent praising the hare for a fun awesome trail the pack played some drinking games and drank an impressive amount of beer given the number of people present. Even more impressively, no one vomited on the on-in this year! A great time was had by everyone present, and those of you who missed it should really be regretting it right now.
However, the next cunt trail may be even more awesome because it's my birthday hash! Hared by Gag'em Style and Tequila Whore, trail starts at 3 pm December 14th at Lion's head tavern (109th and Amsterdam). I have been assured by the hares that there will be boobs, beer, trail, boobs, beer (but possible not in that order) so this is a hash you do not want to miss.
-Cum Test Dummy