2013 Hashlympics

"There's a Hash in the Deep Dark Woods..."

But our trip was different.

It was a classic affirmation of everything right and true and decent in the national character.

It was a gross, physical salute to the fantastic possibilities of life in this country - but only for those with true grit.

And we were chock full of that.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Attendance is guaranteed to the first 50 wankers to PAY FOR THE WEEKEND.

If you can't make it, let us know so we can open a spot.

If you didn't rego but want to come, sign up on the waitlist below

If you haven't paid get your god-damned money in!

CUNTH3's 3rd Anal Hashlympics Weekend is taking place this year on August 9-11th at Lazer Labia' and Fort Orgy's house in Ossining NY, reachable on the MetroNorth Line. There will be four trails; a night hash on Friday, The Main Event(s) on Saturday (as well as a midnight underwear/naked run) and a fatty/recovery hash Sunday morning. Rego below, cash WILL be needed upfront, and there is a hard ceiling of 50 halfminds on the number of hashers we can host, so actually bother to register for this one.

Schedule for the campout will be posted soon.

Guaranteed singoff songs will include The Mayor of Bayswater, The S&M Man, Yogi Bear, The Old Department Store, Four and Twenty Virgins, the North Atlantic Squadron, and The Wild West Show, all of which are in the hymnal. Feel free to volunteer a new song at any time, we're always looking to expand our songbook.

Regos will be $69 if paid up to and through June 30, $79 from July 1 on. Your money will buy you:

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*Hashtags

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*Haberdashery

*4 Trails

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*Friday Dinner

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*Saturday Brunch & Dinner

*Bounce House

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*Sunday Brunch

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*Snacks

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