Lehigh Valley

Don't look at me that way mister,

For I didn't shit in your seat.

I just come down from the mountains

And my balls are covered with sleet

I was down in the Lehigh Valley,

Me and my ol' pal Lou,

A'pimpin for a whorhouse

and a goddamn good one too.

It was there that I met me Nellie,

And she was the village belle.

I was a cheap panhandler

but I loved that girl like hell

Then come a city slicker,

So handsome neat and rich.

And he stole my precious Nellie,

That stinkin' sonofabitch!

I'll just be restin my ass awhile,

And then I'll be on my way.

Cause I'll catch that runt that stole my cunt

If it takes till judgement day!