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El Camino

¡El!  ¡Camino!
¡El-el!  ¡Camino!
¡El!  ¡Camino!
¡El-el!  ¡Camino!

¡The front is like a car!
¡The back is like a truck!
¡The front is where you drive!
¡The back is where you -

¡El! ¡Camino!
¡El-el!  ¡camino!

Melody - Sweet Betsy From Pike

'Twas down in cunt valley where red rivers flow,
Where cocksuckers flourish and maidenheads grow,
'Twas there I met Lupe, the girl I adore,
She's a hot fucking, cocksucking, Mexican whore.

She'll fuck you, she'll suck you, she'll tickle your nuts,
And if you're not happy, she'll suck out your guts,
She'll wrap her legs round you till you want to die,
But I'd rather eat Lupe than sweet cherry pie.

When Lupe was a young girl of just about eight,
She'd swing to and fro on the back garden gate,
The crossmember parted, the upright went in,
And since then she's lived in a welter of sin.


Now Lupe is dead and she lays in her tomb,
The worms crawl around in her decomposed womb,
The smile on her face, well, it says "Give me more,
I'm a hot fucking, cocksucking, Mexican whore."

My Name is Jack
(Courtesy of Shim Job of H5)

Me llamo es Emilio
(cha cha-cha cha-cha cha-cha)
Y yo soy necrophilio
(cha cha-cha cha-cha cha-cha)
Jack es mi amigo
(cha cha-cha cha-cha cha-cha)
And to the graveyard we go
(cha cha-cha cha-cha cha-cha)
We dig up ladies corpses
(cha cha-cha cha-cha cha-cha)
And ride 'em like horses
(cha cha-cha cha-cha cha-cha)
But I don't get frustrated
(cha cha-cha cha-cha cha-cha)
When they're cremated
(cha cha-cha cha-cha cha-cha)
Dust lubricates my junk
(cha cha-cha cha-cha cha-cha)
And helps me last before I spunk
(cha cha-cha cha-cha cha-cha)
It makes my dick get so thick
(cha cha-cha cha-cha cha-cha)
That it makes the urn stick!

My Sister Belinda - Audio
Melody - To Cielito Lindo

Ai, yay-yay-yay,
Si, si, señora,
My sister Belinda,
She pissed out the winda
All over my brand new Sombrero! (or any other random spanish word)

(insert any random limerick, por ejemplo:)

There once was a Bishop from Puno
Who said "There is one thing I do know
Little girls are all right
Little boys are too tight
But the Llama is numero uno!"

Repeat until circle mutinies.  Some others:

There once was a man from Racine
Who invented a fucking machine
Concave or convex,
it would serve either sex,
But, oh!  What a bastard to clean!

There once was a girl from Hoboken
Who claimed that her cherry'd been broken,
By riding a bike
Down a cobblestone pike,
But it had really been broken from pokin'!

There was a young man from Rangoon
He was born nine months too soon.
He lacked the luck
To be born by a fuck,
And was scraped off the sheets with a spoon!

A young trollop named Lysistrata's
A habit of giving head gratis.
We hear her enthuse:
"I give thanks to Zeus
That my mouth's not as loose as my twat is!"

There once was a man named Kent
Whose cock was so long it was bent
To stay out of trouble
He'd stick it in double
Instead of cumming he went!

Way Down in Barcelona Audio 

Way down in Barcelona,
Where the ladies learn to knit
A lady stuck her needle in,
Another lady's tit,
Said the governor to the lady,
You're here to learn to knit,
And not to stick your knitting needle in,
Another lady's tit.

Mañana, Mañana,
Mañana is good enough for me.
O - lè!

Way down in Barcelona,
When the builders build a wall,
A builder bounced a boulder on,
Another builder's balls,
Said the governor to the builder,
You're here to build a wall,
And not to bounce a big old boulder on,
Another builder's balls.


Way down in Barcelona,
Where the miners shovel coal,
A miner shoved a shovel up,
Another miners hole,
Said the governor to the miner,
You're here to shovel coal,
And not to shove your shovel up,
Another miners hole.


Way down in Barcelona
Where ladies learn to swim
A lady stuck her finger up
Another lady's quim
Said the governor to the lady
You're here to learn to swim
Not to stick your finger up
Another lady's quim