2014 Hashlympics

There's a Hash in the Deep Dark Woods..."

But our trip was different.

It was a classic affirmation of everything right and true and decent in the national character.

It was a gross, physical salute to the fantastic possibilities of life in this country - but only for those with true grit.

And we were chock full of that.

-Hunter S. Thompson

Has it been a long cold winter? Did watching curling in Sochi spark the Olympic flame inside you? Are you ready for challenge, glory, and an awesome weekend in Westchester, NY? The fourth annual HashOlympics Campout will be held June 6th through 8th at F’Orgy and Lazer’s house in Ossining NY (about 45 min North of NYC). This will be the last HashOlympics held at the casa de F’labia and will be the biggest and best yet. Will there be rain? Hopefully not… but there will be beer, swimming pool, trails, beer, a bounce house, shiggy, bathrooms with showers, swag gifts, beer, possibly a band, Olympic games, beer, a potato gun, campfires, great food, beer, booze, wine, and more beer! Am I forgetting anything… 50 pounds of BACON!!! Hooray!!! Metro North trains run Friday afternoon through the night, and Saturday morning for late arrivers. There is also ample parking for those coming from out of town. This year will be similar to years past with a Friday night trail, ballbuster trail on Saturday and a zippy trail for the lazy and hung over. Saturday afternoon the HashOlympics games start with your favorite classic games and many new events as well. Saturday night is the shooting star midnight trail featuring the pool and glow sticks galore. Sunday morning is the hangover trail and we complete the games ending with the famous beer mile. There will be a great menu served up throughout the weekend including a garden hunting area for vegans to track and kill their own meals (we will have a vegan and vegetarian menu). Any other dietary or special arrangements will be worked out through Misman. This year we are giving in to the man and using PayPal as a method of payment sent to Hasholympics2014. Prices for the event will be $69 through April. $79 through April 31st $5 fee for the transaction. If you want to save the $5 and mail us a check the address is 1 Maria Ln. Ossining NY 10562 and is payable to Brett Jordan. Please include your hash name and nerd name, as well as your Kennel, when you rego. The group official website will have a list of who has rego’d and paid managed by Type A Hole (no nerd names used), if you do not want to be listed please let F’Orgy and Type A Hole know.We want this year to be spectacular and unforgettable, if anyone has new or exciting ideas for HashOlympics Campout please talk to F’Orgy/Lazer or the Misman team. We will be organizing small committee teams to run food/drinks, trails, and Olympic events. Please post if you would like to volunteer for one of these important positions, we need your help!

CUNTH3's 4th Anal Hashlympics Weekend will be held this year on June 6-8th at Lazer Labia' and Fort Orgy's house in Ossining NY, reachable on the MetroNorth Line. The three-time hosts with the mosts will be moving soon after, so come enjoy their bucolic splendor and remarkably chill landlord for the final time!

Check here for detailed info on each event, winners (if any) from last year, and a poll for the new events

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