Post date: Apr 26, 2013 2:10:09 PM
Courtesy of Ginger Jesus:
Bound and determined to run at a location inaccessible with screwed up weekend train cancellations, the CUNT hashes soldiered their way out to the farthest reaches of the Bronx. Gathering at a watering hole with suspicious vaginally shaped interior, runners ran off, let cummers came late, and drinkers stayed in the bar to do what they do best, complain.
An abundance of chalk like the hash has never seen was soon found on train. Not clear marks, mind you, just excessive numbers of them. The pack zigged and zaged to an exceptional “sexual question” check where groups of five members announced their preference for coitus with certain famous persons before being allowed to proceed.
A pair of small children was discovered on a street corner dressed as Gumby and Pokey. The children were politely heckled and enjoyed the attention of the odd sweaty strangers. Good times were had by all.
Then suddenly, with no warning, an incredible mound was sighted in the distance. Wary of large mounds, the Hashers rested at a challenging beer check that required runners to consumer all of the beer AND carry the empty cans to a recycling can more than a mile away. The challenge was accepted by all and overcome through team work and alcoholism.
The pack grew restless. The eerie distant mound was calling to them. When they could no longer resist it’s siren call “On-On” was shouted and all went on to investigate. BUT… it turned out to be the biggest pile of trash in NYC and all decided it was better to go on-in and make the Hares drink for their crimes.
Nearing the end one of the hares, Tequila Whore, was discovered lurking in shady alleys. The pack took this as a sign that beer was near and promptly gave on the whole silly ruse that this is an athletic club.
As it turned out, Tubslut missed half the trail, CPA ran the whole trail in lady socks, and Gagem Style was too lazy to find a different on-in from the start so we returned to the suspicious and auspicious C.U.N.T shaped bar.
And then we drank and drank and drank.