TRADING PLACES

On a trip to a university, the driver told the professor, “I’ve heard you give this speech many times. I can deliver it for you.”

The professor said, “The people in this university haven’t seen me yet. Give the lecture. I’ll pretend to be your driver.”

When they arrived, the driver was introduced to be the professor. He gave an excellent speech. Everybody applauded. Afterwards, somebody asked a question which the driver could’t answer. In order to get out of the sticky situation, he said, “Oh, that’s such an easy question. Even my driver can give you the answer!”

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