Sunday Family Humour 4th November

Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour


Male Logic

Thanks to Tony H.
 
A wife asks her  husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy
one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! 
Men will get it the first time.

My work is done here.
 

CARS: Old, New, Exotic

Thanks to David H.

2006_Monterey_Historics_&amp.pps



What We Didn't See at the Olympics

Thanks to Tony H.

WhyIDidntMakeTheOlympics.wmv



How Did The Elephants Know?

Thanks to David M.

Lawrence Anthony, a legend in  South Africa, 
and author of three books includ
Elephants 1
ing the bestseller "The Elephant Whisperer",
bravely rescued wildlife and rehabilitated elephants all over the globe from human atrocities,
including the courageous rescue of  Baghdad  Zoo animals during the  US  invasion in 2003.
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On March 7, 2012  Lawrence  Anthony died.
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He is remembered and missed by his wife, 2 sons, 2 grandsons & numerous elephants. 
Two days after his passing, the wild elephants showed up at his home, led by two large matriarchs.  
Separate wild herds arrived in droves to say goodbye to their beloved man-friend.
A total of 31 elephants patiently walked over 12 miles to get to his South African house. 
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Witnessing this spectacle, humans were obviously in awe
- not only because of the supreme intelligence and precise timing
that these elephants sensed about  Lawrence 's passing
- but also because of the profound memory and emotion
the beloved animals evoked in such an organized way:  
Walking slowly - for days.  
Making their way in a solemn, one-by-one queue, from their habitat to his house.
Lawrence's wife, Francoise, was especially touched, knowing that the elephants
had not been to his house for well over three years prior to that day! 
But yet they knew where they were going. 
The elephants obviously wanted to pay their deep respects,
honoring their friend who'd saved their lives
- so much respect that they stayed for two days and two nights, without eating anything. 
Then one morning, they left, making their long journey back home.


The Beauty of Pollination

Thanks to Ray M.

Beauty of Pollination



What a Great Idea

Thanks to Tony H.

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Flying Cats

Thanks to David M.

Flying Cats



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