Sunday Family Humour 7th October Page 2
Sunday Family Humour 7th October Page 2
Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour
The Nun and The Cabbie
Thanks to Tony H.
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab,
and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.
' She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me.
When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have,
you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.
I'm s...ure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.
' 'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'
She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about that:
1, you have to be single and 2, you must be Catholic.'
The cab driver is very excited and says, 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'
The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'
'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,
I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
The nun says, 'That's OK.
My name is Kevin and I'm going to a fancy dress party
Animal Views
Thanks to David H.
Stockholm
Thanks to Ray M.
The city of Stockholm asked an Advertising agency to develop a presentation about the city.
Ah Yes Wine!
Thanks to Ray O'.
Leroy's Special needs
Thanks to Tony H.
A preacher said,
"Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over,
please come forward to the front by the altar ."
With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn,
the Preacher asked,
"Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear,
placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head,
and then prayed and prayed and prayed.
He prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy,
and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands,
stood back and asked,
"Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til next week.
Unusual Pictures
Thanks to Paul S.
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