Grammar lesson

Thanks to David H.

Word choice or misplacing punctuation, and you can get an entirely different meaning than what you intended!!!

 

Did I read that sign correctly?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT


In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS


In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)



Pavement Art

Thanks to Andre M.

Pavement art.ppt




How to get to Mars

Thanks to Paul S.

YouTube Video



Wine

Thanks to Tony H.

 
Wine 1
   
wine 2

 
wine 3
   
wine 4

 
wine 5
   
wine 6

 
wine 7
   
wine 8

 
wine 9
   
wine 10

 
wine 11
   
wine 12

 
wine 13
   
wine 14

 
wine 15
   
wine 16

 
wine 17
   


Topiary Garden in China

Thanks to Paul S.

Topiary 1


Topiary 2


Topiary 3


Topiary 4


Topiary 5


Topiary 6


Topiary 7


Topiary 8


Topiary 9


Topiary 10


Topiary 11


Topiary 12
Topiary 13


Best of Times

Thanks to David H.

Besttimes



Russia

Thanks to Lee


Kalinka Russia.pps







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