Sunday Family Humour 11th November

Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour

When You Can't Stand the Election News Anymore.

Thanks to Paul S.

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates - Jay Leno

The problem with political jokes is they get elected - Henry Cate VII

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office -Aesop

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches,

there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven – Will Rogers

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river - Nikita Khrushchev

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it - Clarence Darrow

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics

and your opponents will do it for you - Author unknown

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the

tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel - John Quinton

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich,

by promising to protect each from the other - Oscar Ameringer Especially this year?

I offer my opponents a bargain:

if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them - Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country -

Tex Guinan

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians - Charles de Gaulle

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks - Doug Larson

There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on senators - Will Rogers

Something Special from Australia

Thanks to David H.

It is not common for a Koala to bear twins, and regrettably in this instance

the Mum was struck and killed by a passing car.

Fortunately, the driver stopped, and took the mother to the local vet,

not knowing she was dead,

where it was discovered she had these twins in her pouch.

First photo: Tiny koala being fed with syringe … sooo tiny!

Followed by a pictorial chronology of their growth…

Springtime in tulip country

Thanks to Lee

French Strip Tease as you have never seen before

Thanks to Paul S.

Humour Time

Thanks to Paul S.

Shed

Thanks to Tony H.

Let's ALL stay healthy this winter

Thanks to Ray M.

Let's ALL stay healthy this winter

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