Sunday Family Humour 26th August Page 2
Sunday Family Humour 26th August Page 2
Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour
What's in a name?
Thanks to Tony H.
Do you remember the famous Olympic skier Picabo Street
(pronounced Pee-Ka-Boo)
Well, Picabo is not just an athlete.
She is now a nurse currently working at an Intensive Care Unit
of a large metropolitan hospital.
She is not permitted to answer the hospital telephones any longer.
It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say,
Picabo, I.C.U.
A good clean joke is hard to find these days
Admit it ... you're smiling
Cardboard Guy
Thanks ro Ray O'.
Ennio Marchetto is a world renowned and awarded comedian
who has created his own
theatrical language mixing mime,
dance, music and quick change costumes
made out of card-board and paper.
In 18 years Ennio has performed in over 70
countries for more than a million people.
His show has received numerous awards
and international critical acclaim.
PS.....He is from Italy.
He does impressions of stars and singers using
these paper costumes that transform from one person into another.
He is incredible!!
Turn on Sound & then make the screen 'full size'
MEET ENNIO MARCHETTO
Creation of Heaven and Earth
Thanks to Lee
Mrs Brown says
Thanks to John H.
Life Explained
Thanks to Ray M.
On the first day, God created the dog and said:
'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.
For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'
The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking.
How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'
So God agreed.
On the second day, God created the monkey and said:
'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.
For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.'
The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years?
That's a pretty long time to perform.
How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?'
And God agreed.
On the third day, God created the cow and said:
'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun,
have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family.
For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'
The cow said:
'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years.
How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'
And God agreed again.
On the fourth day, God created humans and said:
'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life.
For this, I'll give you twenty years.'
But the human said:
'Only twenty years?
Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back,
the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back;
that makes eighty, okay?'
'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'
So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.
For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family.
For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.
And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained to you.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.
I'm doing it as a public service.
Marriage Certificate
Thanks to Tony H.
Wife: What are you doing?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing . . . ?
You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.
Husband: I was looking for the expiration date.
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Dinner
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: Sure! What are my choices?
Wife: Yes or no.
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Stress Reliever
Girl: When we get married,
I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Fortune
A newly married man asked his wife,
Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?
Honey, the woman replied sweetly, I'd have married you,
NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!
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What you like
A wife asked her husband:
What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
I like your sense of humor!
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Husbands are husbands
A man was sitting reading his papers
when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan.
"What was that for?" the man asked.
The wife replied,
"That was for the piece of paper with the name
Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket."
The man then said,
"When I was at the races last week,
Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on."
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV
when his wife bashes him on the head
with an even bigger frying pan,
knocking him unconscious.
Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again.
Wife replied, "Your horse phoned."
Woodchip Artistry
Thanks to Lee
This man takes wood chips, soaks them in water for many days. He uses a tree from Russia (Red Cedar).Then he starts building his pieces which takes him about 6 months, 10 hours a day to finish it. He was offered a lot of money for 1 piece but will not sell any.
Enjoy the pictures. What wonderful work.
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