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Sunday Family Humour 15th July Page 2

Meet George, the Great Dane

Thanks to David M.

First time we saw George, our beloved Great Dane, he was no

more than a tiny, cowering ball of fuzzy fur. As my wife Christie

opened the door of the crate he’d traveled in, he teetered to a

standing position and looked out at us, moving his head slowly from

side to side, taking in the wonder of it all. Finally, as if weighing us up

and deciding we were acceptable, he tentatively pushed his little

nose forward and gave Christie her first lick.

Puppy love: A young George with Dave's wife Christie. Even as a pup he had

Comically large paws .

He came into our lives in January 2006, just a few months after we

had married and set up home in Arizona . We both had busy jobs,

Christie selling medical equipment while I was a property developer,

But she had always planned that, once she had a house of her own,

she would also have a dog.

She wanted a Great Dane as they make great family pets, so we

tracked down a litter of 13, born 1,000 miles away in Oregon .

Their owner emailed us a photo showing a chaotic jumble of paws,

snouts and tails. Twelve were entangled with one another, but our

eyes were drawn to one pup standing apart from the rest. He was

clearly the runt, endearing him to Christie immediately.

Though it didn’t really register, George’s paws were comically large

even then. But all we saw was this cute puppy. We certainly never

dreamed he would one day become the biggest dog in the world,

Standing nearly 4ft high at the shoulder, 7ft long and weighing

nearly 250 pounds. Right now, he just looked bewildered.

George made the long journey from Oregon to Phoenix by plane and

we picked him up from the freight area, tired but unshaken. As soon

as George settled into our home, we discovered our plans to be fair

but firm parents were wishful thinking. All the things that make

Great Danes wonderful pets — their lack of aggression and their

attachment to humans — make them more emotionally sensitive than

other dogs. They need to be with their ‘pack’ at all times and at

night the cute pup with intensely blue eyes turned into a

caterwauling banshee whenever we tried to leave him alone in

the kitchen.

No matter how much we reminded ourselves that he had every

home comfort (warm dog bed, warm blanket, warm kitchen,

squeaky bone), each whimper created a picture in our heads of a

tragic, abandoned pup, desperate for his mother. Eventually, we

gave in and shunted George’s dog bed into our bedroom.

Magnificent: George measures more than 7 ft from nose to tail and weighs

250 pounds and is the world's biggest dog, but he's terrified of Chihuahuas...

In the coming months, Christie really threw herself into being a

Mum to George. As well as a photo album, he had a growth chart —

we were soon reading it in awe. At five months he still acted like a

puppy, chasing his tail and playing games of fetch and tug-of-war

with his favourite bit of rope. But he was already the size of a

fully-grown Labrador . He was putting on more than a pound a day

and he bounded around like Bambi, skittering on our wooden floors

and hurling himself at everything he fancied, including us humans.

Old Fighter Pilot Commercial

Thanks to Ray O'.

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Coyote Buttes

Thanks to Lee

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Eleven Creative Ideas

Thanks to David H.

Interesting Slide Show

Thanks to Ray M.

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Open slide show.pps

High Speed Trains

Thanks to Ray O'.

CHINA 's CRH2

TAIWAN 's THSR

KOREA 's KTX

JAPAN 's SHINKANZEN

SPAIN 's AVE

UK 's EUROSTAR

FRANCE 'TGV'

DUBAI 's METRO

And INDIAN 's ALL ABOARD !

.. BUT the ultimate prize winner

THE BIRMINGHAM TO BRADFORD EXPRESS, ENGLAND

Flowers

Thanks to Lee

Flowers and floral arrangements

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Open Flowers.pps

Hash House Harriers

The Hash House Harriers (abbreviated to HHH, H3, or referred to simply as Hashing)

is an international group of non-competitive running, social and drinking clubs,

whose organisation and mismanagement have existed for over 50 years.

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