Sunday Family Humour 29th July

Jokes presentations, videos, pictures, cartoons - family humour

MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD IN NEWFOUNDLAND

Thanks to Gary E.

'Hello, is this the Police Office?'

'Yes.. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbour Jack Murphy.

He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood!

Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs,

but he's hidin' it there..'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, twelve St Johns Police Officers descend on Jack's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.

They sneer at Jack and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Jack's house.

'Hey, Jack! This here's Floyd....Did the Police come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

Check out your lateral thinking power!

Thanks to Tony H.

The first 4 images are the questions and the answers are given at the end.

Please do not look at the answers first, these are really good. Try it.

Question 1

Question 2

Question 3

Question 4

ANSWERS

* 1. The last person took the basket with the egg in it.

* 2. All the other card players were women.

* 3. Pour the juice from the second glass into the fifth.

* 4. The recluse lived in a lighthouse.

Redneck Skydiving

Thanks to Tony H.

Amazing Year 1931

Thanks to Paul S.

What Goes On in the Garden When You Aren't Watching

Thanks to David M.

Amazing photography.

The hummingbird doing rolls chasing a bug is neat!!!

This is beautiful.......be sure and watch closely (around 2 min 40 sec) and

check out the baby bat under its mama. Unreal.

If you never knew what goes on in the garden when you aren't paying

attention. Watch this - some of the finest photography you will ever see.

Alpine Coaster

Thanks to Ray.O'.

Alpine Coaster with no brakes!

Jaw dropping, high-speed, brakeless journey down the mountain.

Austrian downhill coaster is nevertheless terrifying.

The coaster located at Mieders , Austria , starts at the top of a mountain, reachable by a cable car. It's pretty simple: single pipe, single person, single giant sloping, winding hill. But through hundreds of pine trees whizzing past you on tight bank curves and it gets a bit scarier.

Stunning Pictures

Thanks to David H.

More on Page 2

Page 1 Page 2