Sunday Family Humour 26th August

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The Euro


Thanks to John H.

In light of the latest problems facing the European currency,
e.g. Ireland and Portugal having had a bailout
Greece facing collapse and needing another bailout,
a Belgian bank collapsing and now Italy teetering on the brink and possibly tipping Austria over the edge...

Should the UK adopt the Euro?

A cross-section survey of 10,000 people in Blackburn , U.K. , made up of a representative sample of local citizens consisting of
Afghans, Albanians, Pakistanis, Poles, Iraqis, Somalis,
Bosnians, Turks, Moldovans, Latvians, Lithuanians, Bangladeshis, Ethiopians, Russians, Congolese and Zimbabweans were asked if they thought Britain should change its currency.

99.9% said no, they were happy with the Giro



People Are Awesome

Thanks to Paul S.


People Aree Awesome




Astronaut Mail

Thanks to David H.


Astronaut.ppt




Unusual Notices

Thanks to Tony H.


 
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19 Universal Laws

Thanks to Jane M.

1. Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

2.
Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

3.
Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

4.
Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

6.
Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

7.
Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

8.
Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

9.
Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

10.
Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

14.
Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.

15.
Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

16.
Brown's Law of Physical Appearance - If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

17.
Oliver's Law of Public Speaking - A closed mouth gathers no feet.

18.
Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

19.
Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better.. But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick.


India

Thanks to Jane M.

India.pps



Great Flying pics

Thanks to David H.

Aviation.mp4





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