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A Politician and a monkey are going to go on a space mission.
They both have an envelope to open before take-off.
The monkey opens his letter, it says:
Ensure all exits are sealed.
Make sure all air and liquid supplies are safe and maintain contact with us throughout the mission.
You will work the computer throughout the space mission....
You'll find a complete set of instructions in your front pouch.
The Politician opens his letter, it says:
Feed the monkey.
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Whether you’re a ‘bird person’ or not, this is amazing!!!
Not to detract from the sheer magic of it, but in practical terms,
how many trips would a bird have to make with that tiny little quantity of mud/clay it could carry?
(and how far from the nest is the source?)
If you take the construction of a “circular bowl” in your stride as instinctive
– how does the bird come up with the windbreak/entrance design that shields the eggs/chicks from the elements
– and at what point in fashioning the bowl do they start to construct it?
Thanks to Ray
Thanks to David H. and Tony H.
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Jimi Hendrix & Mick Jagger, New York, 1969
The Beatles and Mohammad Ali, 1964
Martin Luther King Jr. and Marlon Brando (The Godfather)
Danny DeVito and Christopher Reeve
Charlie Chaplin and Albert Einstein
Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee
Paul Newman and Clint Eastwood
Henry Ford, Thomas Edison, Warren G. Harding, and Harvey Firestone, 1921
Steve Jobs and Bill Gates
James Dean and Elizabeth Taylor
Ian Fleming and Sean Connery
Johnny Cash and Ray Charles
Elvis Presley and Tom Jones
Jerry Lee Lewis, Carl Perkins, Elvis Presley and Johnny Cash
Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Armstrong
Charlie Chaplin and Gandhi
Marilyn Monroe and Sammy Davis Jr.
Thanks to Captain Bob
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